Stories by Almostnever / Cesare

Title: Amenities
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 300
Ratings/Warnings: NSFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Drugs, dubcon.
Contains: Dubcon bondage, consensual bdsm.
Summary: The room's mostly what he expects, luxe and heavily ornamented, the bed piled high with pillows, Rodney manacled to the central pillar.

( Wait. What? )

Title: Discrepancy
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 1400
Ratings/Warnings: NSFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Miscommunication in a sexual context. Denigration of kink.
Contains: References to clothes fetishes, body part fetishes, rimming.
Summary: John's never thought of himself as kinky. It's a problem.

( Read more... )

Title: 12 Arms To Hold You
Pairing: pre John/Rodney
Word count: 2200
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Animal transformation, inability to communicate, privacy intrusion.
Summary: "Dr. McKay turned into-- he looks like an octopus."

( John buckles in for wacky Ancient weirdness. )

Title: Archetype
Author: Cesare (almostnever)
Pairing: pre John/Rodney
Word count: 1200
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Aliens make Rodney strip.
Summary: It's all fun and games until you find your CSO posed nude on a divan.

( Apparently on THX-138, a.k.a. Thail, Rodney's their masculine ideal. )

Title: Contraindicated
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 900
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Drug use, questionable consent.
Summary: "You're in on it," Rodney accused, devastated.

( It was hard to let Rodney keep pinning him like this. His training made him want to break the hold; the rest of him wanted to kiss Rodney's downturned mouth. )

Title: Furniture
Author: Cesare (almostnever)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 600
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. (skip) Implied slavery, dubcon, noncon.
Summary: The guy gestured grandly to himself. "I'm furniture."

( 'You rented a fully furnished apartment.' )

Title: Vigilant
Pairing: John/Rodney unrequited
Word count: 400
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story should be safe for people with triggers.
Summary: "Trapped with a man whose idea of stimulating conversation is Eighties TV Wars."

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( 'A-Team versus Knight Rider.' )

Title: Dragonstrike!
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 300
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story should be safe for people with triggers.
Summary: "The pungent smell of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls. You turn the corner, and encounter... a gelatinous cube!" said Elizabeth.

( 'Where are the Cheetos?' )

Title: Remembrance
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: 700
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. This story should be safe for people with triggers. (skip) Disappearance/abduction; mentions of serious injuries & addiction.
Summary: "Interesting! It is unusual for an offworlder to perceive a difference after passing through the arch of the Ancestors. Perhaps you noticed," said Ettink, "that it has resolved the matter of your troublesome doctor."

( One second the team was all together, the four of them in step as they passed into the capitol building; the next, there were only three of them. )